“your momma’s so old…” – 10 #ScienceSnaps

Stumbled on the Twitter hashtag #sciencesnaps today, thanks to @flutterfury.  (RT @paulandstorm: [P] Your mama so old, Richard Dawkins calls her “Exhibit A.” #sciencesnaps)

As I sometimes do with that kind of thing, my mind stuck on “Your momma so old…” and starting running with it…


Your momma’s so old, Jurassic Park gives her flashbacks

Your momma’s so old, she’s made up of only two elements

Your momma’s so old, Carl Sagan ran out of breath wishing her a happy birthday

Your momma’s so old, she used to be a crossing guard at the Bering Land Bridge

Your momma’s so old, she has a tshirt from the K-Pg Boundary Event

Your momma’s so old, she once rolled over in bed and broke Isaac Newton’s slide rule

Your momma’s so old, she needs the Strong Interaction to keep her hose up

Your momma’s so old, she thinks the Missing Link fell off her bike chain

Your momma’s so old, Charles Darwin’s pet name for her was “The Beagle”

Your momma’s so old, she doesn’t remember the Big Bang, but she remembers the Walk of Shame the next morning

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