Okinawa’s version of the meme “tastes like chicken”
actually translates as “feels like tapioca”.
At velocities approaching the speed of light
the Doppler effect turns sarcasm into a color.
Pope Benedict XVI, as a pun on his last name Ratzinger,
has sometimes been called “God’s Rottweiler” –
God in fact has 13,328,144 Rottweilers
including the 6 on the way right now under a porch in Toulouse, France.