7/27/10 – found poem, HELP!

Thank you everyone for your concern. Talked with cardiologist’s office this morning – went right to hospital for blood draw and chest x-rays, which she wants for an office visit EKG and consult on Friday.  Angiogram Monday, all day affair – and overnight if they decide to give me a stent.

So today, as a sorbet, a “found poem” – actually, a spam-flagged comment I received, lol. I cut the links of course, changed an apparent brand name and eliminated a recurring nonsense letter string – which I assume is a self-search marker for the spammer.


I’m currently being
held prisoner by the
Russian mafia
penis enlargement
and being forced
to post spam comments
on blogs and forum!
If you don’t approve this
they will kill me.
penis enlargement
They’re coming back now
Please send help!


8 responses to “7/27/10 – found poem, HELP!

  1. LOL…this made me laugh out loud…so funny and witty!!! Will be thinking of you and sending you lots of hugs. Take care my friend ~ Amanda x

  2. hahahha… loved this poem on the much detested spam! You’ve got to read this one written by a fellow poet/blogger, Kelley(if you find the time to read it ofcourse). It too is a cute poem, on similar lines 🙂

    Good luck with your x-rays and blood exams… Hope the stent won’t be required!
    Best wishes !!!

  3. I loved this one, Lawrence. Not sure about the unfortunate choice of photo, though, given the subject matter!

    I have nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award.

    Hope things go okay health-wise.


    • Thank you for the honor!

      And, I have changed the pic – the “problem” with the orig and the ‘poem’s’, uh, apparent subliminal suggestions(?), didn’t strike me when I posted.

  4. That is one of the funniest poems I have ever read!

  5. Okay…now that was funny…and loved the photograph you used with it…Cheers!

  6. Lawrence — hope all goes well, I will be thinking of you.

    I really need to get more of a sense of humor about spam. I have a sense of humor about a lot of things, but spam drives me into a rage … must … control … temper ….

  7. Been there, done that, changed email address!

    And in case you’re worrying, my stent is now 15 years old, with hardly a hiccup. The angio etc was great fun – I swore they kept injecting me with gin, as I and the surgical team were constantly roaring with laughter. Bon courage

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