11/22/10 – questions that keep me up at night

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How does soap work? Do the soap molecules surround and grab and pinch the dirt molecules off your skin molecules? Do the dirt molecules scream in protest, but they’re just too small for us to hear?
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Has my new guinea pig Mullet ever had an orgasm? If she hasn’t, does she know what she’s missing?
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How does the woman who does my wash & fold at the laundromat not know what pants creases are? Don’t women just know that kind of thing?
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How come the food you make with old bread – bread pudding, croutons – tastes better than new bread?  Is “fresh” bread the green olives of the baking world?
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2 responses to “11/22/10 – questions that keep me up at night

  1. I have no answers.
    OK, maybe I can say something about Mullet and pillow cases … nope … girls’ secrets are girls’ secrets …

  2. a lot consider… about the soap, i heard it’s the water… now abt the pig you might hafta go ask charlotte she knows a lot abt pigs… i’ll hafta get back to ya on the rest… came by the say happy turkey day especially so after the fact… oh well…

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