Category Archives: humor

12/30/10 – 2010 post-a-day blogging challenge limerick

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Less than 25 hours more blogging
ashamed at how much was a slogging
don’t mean to grouse
as I’m clicking the mouse
but can’t wait to head out and toboggan
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12/29/10 – it’s gonna be 2011, and I’m getting a jetpack, dammit!

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It’s gonna be 2011, dammit, and it’s time to get that jetpack they promised me when I was 10!
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12/9/10 – guest poetess, Mullet

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a nab
a jab
a poke
clippy clip
snip and nip
pedicure me
and toothy refinement
and my big blowsy human
will slip 67 leaves of spinach
in my vet’s dish
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11/22/10 – questions that keep me up at night

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How does soap work? Do the soap molecules surround and grab and pinch the dirt molecules off your skin molecules? Do the dirt molecules scream in protest, but they’re just too small for us to hear?
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Has my new guinea pig Mullet ever had an orgasm? If she hasn’t, does she know what she’s missing?
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How does the woman who does my wash & fold at the laundromat not know what pants creases are? Don’t women just know that kind of thing?
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How come the food you make with old bread – bread pudding, croutons – tastes better than new bread?  Is “fresh” bread the green olives of the baking world?
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10/9/10 – fun facts to know and share!

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Fun facts to know and share!
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Thomas Edison coined the word “Hello” –
Lionel Richie perfected it.
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The Middle English term for Middle English is English.
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Enrico Fermi’s famous “G.I. Corollary” can basically be expressed as:
electrons are to protons as Ginger is to Mary Ann.
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Further translation work revealed “To Serve Man”
wasn’t a cookbook as originally thought –
it was a tennis guide for 500 ft. tall aliens.
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9/19/10 – #sadmusicals

Every day I write a lot. At work, of course, and on the internet even on the weekends – plenty of tweets; and posting comments on political, sociological and philosophical blogs; and erotic roleplay in online chat.

Today a hashtag came to my attention Twitter: #sadmusicals. Here are a few I posted –

Godspellchecker

A funny Thing Happened on the Way to Reading Penthouse Forum

Porgy and Bess Truman

That is all for today

8/21/10 – even more astounding facts!

Even more astounding facts to know and tell your friends!
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Omg is the periodic table symbol
for the element of surprise.
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Ironically, despite having written books including
The Grapes of Wrath and Tortilla Flats
John Steinbeck was not considered a very good cook.
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After his death
Alfred E. Neuman’s wife admitted
he did, in fact, worry.
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In the southern hemisphere
politicians spin their bullshit counterclockwise.
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